A woman walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, she notices a very life-like, life-sized Bronze statue of a rat.
It has no price tag but is so striking she decides she must have it. She takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?”
"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars for the story," says the owner.
The woman gives the shop-owner twelve dollars. "I'lljust take the rat. You can keep the story."As she walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, she notices that a few real rats have crawled out of alleys and sewers and begun following her down the street. This is a bit disconcerting so she begins walking a little faster.
Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind hergrows to over a hundred and they begin squealing.
She starts to trot toward the Bay. She takes a nervous look around and sees that the rats now number in the thousands, maybe millions - and they are all squealingand coming toward her faster and faster.
Terrified, she runs to the edge of the Bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as she can.Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it and are all drowned.The woman walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," says the owner, "I'llbet you have come back for the story?""No," said the woman, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."
Here is the best way for those that hate President Trump, TO HAVE THEIR VOICES HEARD:
ReplyDelete1. When income taxes get reduced, give that money back to the government. 2. When you go to a job interview, and an illegal, or refugee also show up...Withdraw your candidacy for the position & let him get the job instead of you. 3. When roads, bridges, and highways get improved, don't drive on them. Ride your flying Unicorn to the protest. 4. When energy prices drop, due to less regulation, donate that money saved to St. Jude. 5. When Apple, Google, and all those other companies repatriate money, boycott them. (that means dumping your hybrid car, and smashing your I-phone) 6. When an Illegal felonious alien needs a place to hide... Take them into your home. (and feed the poor thing) 7. When your healthcare has choices, do not accept it. (and by all means donate the reduction to St. Jude as well) 8. And FINALLY.... When that ballistic missile comes screaming in from the Middle East or North Korea, by all means JUMP IN FRONT OF IT!! Just a few suggestions from a citizen that is concerned about your liberal feelings.